$PHAT — Planet Fatness Gym

snack-first • couch-certified • rewards for grinders

snack-first • couch-certified • treadmill-hostile
Planet Fatness

This is for the real ones who don’t want to live in a gym. The ones who pick snacks over suffering, naps over neck veins, and “I’ll start Monday” as a lifestyle.

Connect your wallet, play the Gym Games, stack Lifetime Calories, climb the ranks, and get rewarded like a certified Planet Fatness Gym member.

🍕 Snack-first philosophy 🛋️ Couch cardio certified 🏃‍♂️ Rage treadmill mini-game 💪 Food-plate curl chaos 💸 Rewards for grinders

Planet Fatness Gym

Welcome to the only gym where tapping counts as effort.

🏃‍♂️ Treadmill Rage Runner

Tap to survive. Stack calories. Fly off with honor. The belt is disrespectful and it gets worse.

💪 Ego Lift Buffet

Time the curl. Don’t ego it. Food plates count as “weights.” Respect the wobble or it claps you.

Your Gym Card

Not connected yet — connect Phantom to start stacking.

Member Wallet
your gym identity
Lifetime Calories
stacked across games
Best Run
treadmill survival flex
Gym Status
climb ranks for rewards

Leaderboard

Top gym members by Lifetime Calories. If you’re not here, your thumb is sleeping.

Pro tip: do both games so your calories don’t get lonely.
# Wallet Lifetime Calories Best Run
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Rewards

We don’t reward promises. We reward showing up… and tapping like you mean it.

Weekly Gym Rats

Top burners get rewarded. No abs required — just commitment to chaos.

Season Resets

Fresh starts keep it spicy. Legends stay legendary. Newbies can still climb.

More Gym Games

Runner + Lift is the combo meal. More games drop and they all feed the same calorie stack.

How it goes down

You show up → you tap → you stack → you get rewarded.

1) Connect

Connect Phantom and lock your gym card.

2) Grind

Run the treadmill and hit the lifts. Calories stack either way.

3) Eat

If you’re top activity, you get rewarded. Then you celebrate with snacks.

Manifesto

Respect the indulge. Honor the nap. Protect the vibe.

Snack-first

We don’t chase pain. We chase dopamine. That’s the whole program.

Consistency > delusion

Starting Monday is tradition. Coming back tomorrow is the real flex.

Tap counts as effort

Survive the treadmill. Time the curls. Stack calories. Repeat with pride.