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$PHAT — Planet Fatness Gym

snack-first • couch-certified • rewards for grinders

snack-first • couch-certified • treadmill-hostile
Planet Fatness

This is for the real ones who don’t want to live in a gym. The ones who pick snacks over suffering, naps over neck veins, and “I’ll start Monday” as a lifestyle.

The only gym where tapping counts as cardio. Play the Gym Games, stack Calories, climb the ranks, and get rewarded like a certified Planet Fatness member.

🍕 Snack-first philosophy 🛋️ Couch cardio certified 🏃‍♂️ Best time flex 📈 Daily/Weekly/Monthly/Lifetime 🏀 Streak Shot beasts 💸 Rewards trackable

Planet Fatness Gym

Pick your suffering (or snacks). Every game feeds the same calorie stack.

Treadmill Rage Runner

Tap to survive. Stack calories. Fly off with honor. The belt is disrespectful.

Ego Lift Buffet

Time the curl. Food plates count as weights. Respect the wobble or it claps you.

Conveyor Munch

Eat big to get big. Drag the snack into his mouth. Missed meals kill gains.

Streak Shot

One miss ends the run. Drag, aim, and feed the mouth. Golden donuts hit harder.

Your Gym Card

Not connected yet — open in Telegram or connect Phantom to lock your member card.

Member Identity
telegram-first • wallet optional
Lifetime Calories
stacked across games
Runner Best Time
best single run
Lifetime Miles
distance ran (lifetime)

Calories Breakdown

Daily / Weekly / Monthly / Lifetime — so rewards are easy to track.

Daily
today’s burn
Weekly
this week
Monthly
this month
Lifetime
all-time stack

Best Stats (Per Game)

Your best flexes — one glance, no hunting.

Runner
best time
Lift
best set
Munch
best combo
Streak Shot Best
best score
Streak Shot Lifetime Makes
total baskets made (lifetime)

Leaderboards

Easy rewards tracking. One screen tells you who’s leading overall + who’s leading each game.

Switch the window: Daily / Weekly / Monthly / Lifetime.

Overall Gym Winners

Top members by calories (this window).

# Identity Calories Best Run
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Game Leaders

These load if the backend supports per-game windows. If not, they’ll stay “No entries yet.” (and won’t error).

🏃‍♂️ Runner Leaders

Calories + Best Time
# Identity Calories Best Time
No entries yet.

💪 Lift Leaders

Calories + Best
# Identity Calories Best
No entries yet.

🍔 Munch Leaders

Calories + Best
# Identity Calories Best
No entries yet.

🏀 Streak Shot Leaders

Best Streak + Best Score
# Identity Best Streak Best Score
No entries yet.

Rewards

We don’t reward promises. We reward showing up… and tapping like you mean it.

How it goes down

You show up → you tap → you stack → you get rewarded.

1) Join
Telegram
you’re basically already logged in
2) Grind
4 Games
everything feeds the same stack
3) Climb
Leaderboards
daily/weekly/monthly/lifetime
4) Eat
Rewards
top grinders get the love

Manifesto

Respect the indulge. Honor the nap. Protect the vibe.

Snack-first
Dopamine
pain is optional around here
Consistency
Tomorrow
starting Monday is tradition
Cardio
Thumb
tapping counts as cardio
Culture
$PHAT
gym parody • community • games